Name: Telcall (30.00% in 7 votes)
Release date: 1996
Reviewed by: ProtoCat
The first thing I said when I played this games was "Why?". It is because of that statement I am writing this review. This game is totally pointless and without merit. Normally I love totally pointless games devoid of gameplay. But the graphics are the most god awful crap I have ever seen!
The music is not too good either. The story is a simple tale of phone sex. There is just random clicking the screen to find hotspots to advance. There is no CG mode either for beating it, although I do not want one.
The reason I only provided three pictures is because I didn't want to blind people who are even remotely interested in the game. Hopefully these screenshots will drive them away.
Pros: Can be used as a anti-theft device on laptops, just leave it running and the would-be theif will vomit and not go near the laptop ever again. It also is small and has an easy to click X button in the upper righthand corner.
Cons: I don't feel like writing a review the size of War and Peace, so I'll just sum it up in three words... This game sucks.
Appeal to: People who like looking at ugly girls while mindlessly clicking away at the screen.
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